my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years, you all suck and i’m glad i don’t talk to any of you any more
"yo pass me the weed",
I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross
wow seaweed’s got some haters
Halloween display fell over
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
I’m a fish don’t you tell me otherwise
stop romanticizing unhealthy relationships.
stop thinking you can change someone. you can’t. they need to change for themselves.
stop romanticizing the idea of you two being together some day. if it isn’t happening now, let it go.
no more pouring your heart out for someone who gives you little to no reciprocation.
find someone who values your long letters and passionate attempts. this person will reciprocate, with twice as much fire.
SPREAD THE WORD
new bark town?????
aRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, SWIMMING ANIME
these drama cds will be the death of me