ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

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bonerfart:

rauhweltbegriff:

S H I T BOY

SWANGIN 

disgustinganimals:

wilwheaton:

prbuick11:

nichtsoweiss:

brokenheels-brokenheart:

Puppies in bow ties are just perfect

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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS PERFECTION?!?!

BUH BRENT LOOK!!

Ties (bow or neck) make even the cutest dog in the world 600000000 times cuter. #SCIENCE

are these butlers old enough to serve champagne?  

charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

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GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win

waynesworld1992:

caseynovaks:

adam sandler is sexy as hell in hotel Transylvania 

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

pietrospooksilver:

lunalookalike:

the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay

this is the best thing that has ever been on tumblr radar

kianalvane:

looking at the reviews for madoka magica on netflix

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