I don’t want to live but I don’t want to die

today i was talking to this dude about pokemon megaevolutions and when he asked about my favorites, he told me to exclude the “waifu” (mawile) and so the conversation got slightly derailed to too many pokephilia works with gardevoir and other feminine pokemon, and then he asked if i’d seen lopunny. I told him “yeah but this time the lopunny was the aggressor not the victim” and he gave me the most confused and disturbed look anD HE WAS TALKIGN ABOUT THE MEGA’LUTION NOT THE POKEPHILIA PHENOMENON

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

incertanity:

vwhiskers:

stumbled across this link today and damn

I didn’t believe these so here are some sources

grubsnuggle:

drtanner:

birdghost:

OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME

FUCK 

» Make yourself into a cat!

kajositz:

inonibird:

katwylder:

rocketverliden:

rwby-rose:

starryseasons:

the-meta:

hotforgold:

bacoose:

adiostoreadumb:

peppermintcookies:

faygo-fuckyourself:

roguehearted:

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I feel like this is what the internet’s ultimate purpose is. owo

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Obligatory creepy grin.

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II call her Kitme

obligatori:

artists are so powerful

using their skills, they can make you laugh, cry, or masturbate

pampliemousse:

brumalbreeze:

amielleon:

yosukeseta:

tectuu:

yosukeseta:

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

im going to stab you in the face

ソン of a—

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

ワt the フck is going on