"Never speak of this."
“CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!
my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.
the comeback is better than the joke itself
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
when will I hit 50k