flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
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yiffytwink:

typette:

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ

THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS IN FACT NOT A REAL PERSON, THIS ROBOT IS NOW PLOTTING YOUR MURDER

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

fujitoras:

i read this left-to-right by accident

"am i reading? what the fuck?"

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

xbsessed-with-trxye:

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

I now live in Anal I guess.

imma-rolling-buffalo:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

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