barricadeponine:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

teruteruhanamura:

if you looked at my soul you would see this on it

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I’m going for a run everyone wish me luck

update: cars are all honking at me I don’t know why

no no no that definitely can’t be it

slenclerman:

lemon-barri:

(Drawn on iPhone I’m so sorry.))

ahtist:

“this butt… is the best butt.”

(Source: natama-men)

supersodapop:

crackerhell:

goddesskerrigan:

sabrinagrimm:

THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO SONY PATENTED THE AUTHORIZING OF GAMES SO THEY COULDN’T BE SHARED, HOW THE XBOX ONE IS YOU KNOW, AND THEN THEY FUCKING SOLD IT TO MICROSOFT FOR A HUGE PROFIT OH MY GOD

“And here’s your complimentary Trojan Horse.”

crying

a-green-gentleman:

Pete Wentz was just on Chelsea Lately and she asked about Fall Out Boy and he said “we’re just on a break” and I just stood up and yelled “YOU FUCKING LIAR I HATE YOU, YOU RUINED MY LIFE” and my neighbour heard me I guess and yelled “RIGHT? FUCK THAT EMO FAGGOT”.

worldwar2chainz:

wergwergwerg:

worldwar2chainz:

2 + 0 + 1 = 3

only nerds will get this :P

no it equals 0 because 2 + 0 = 0 and 0 + 1 = 0

2 + 0 does not equal 0

land-of-doom-and-rage:

genericpornography:

boobanator:

yellowfur:

WHY

LOL

plus one on my list of things to do when i get X

You could’ve reblogged this from me.