errnjaeger:

fancy titan who had all the dead soldiers inside his cup

rizahawkeyesboobs:

frosty-butt:

sakura-rose12:

"I’ll show you how SMASHING we are now."

fUCKING cHRIST

hOLY jesUs

rafira:

rjinswand:

dingraha:

burgerrr:

cisgender:

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

everything about this screams fedora 

oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god

holy shit

and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.

mynameismad:

When I grow up I want to be James

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

spiritgun:

drewkage:

ogyawn:

2nd most important visual of the day.

wuuuuuuuuut

me leavin ya girl crib after you walk in on us

consultingsuperhusbands:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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I don’t understand why I’m laughing so hard

fuckyougamzee:

kylestrider:

homestuck-is-a-sin:

i know what you’re thinking

that car in the background is parked hella close to the wall

I did not notice the car until I saw the comment. I do notice two people fornicating in public against a car. Whether you are straight or gay, nobody wants to see you have sexual relations, and they should be ashamed that they couldn’t wait until they were in a private area. Was there a scene in Homestuck where two characters fornicated against a car, and that’s why these young men are imitating this? This is ONE reason why I am against Homestuck, because it’s teaching people it’s okay to fornicate out in the wide open. 

wait how the fuck did homestuck get into that oh my god like a kind of agreed with you until thEA LASYT pARt

did I miss the part in homestuck where someone gets fucked against a car or