This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays, Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
100% Based on real and useless conversations with our friends, relatives, and random people.
that’s our story: too many people assume asexuality doesn’t exist… we are just OR liars OR confused OR childish OR traumatized by particular events OR the worst pervs (WTF??) the real asexuality is NEVER a considerable option..(my friend is always called gay because os his hair LOL)
this pisses me off..really! I don’t understand what the problem is! misinformation? rejection? WELL…
Question: WHAT THE FUCK ASEXUALITY IS?? Answer: basically is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone or low or absent interest in sexual activity. It may be considered the lack of a sexual orientation, or one of the four types thereof, alongside heterosexuality, homosexuality, and bisexuality. A study in 2004 placed the prevalence of asexuality at 1%.
BTW we exist! we are not fucking legendary creatures JEEZ! now we understand how Santa Claus feels! exactly as heterosexuality, homosexuality, and bisexuality is NOT a choice. we can appreciate a nice pair of boobs, a bootie or some cool abs ~ we can be romantic, we can love and want to marry someone ~ the only relevant difference is “we don’t care about your…your…