Wild Pokémon

Oh, hi...wait, you're here!
You must be bored.

• Marilyn • Cartoonist • Socially Awkward •
♥Friends • Negative Self Esteem •
♥Anime • ♥Spades♠♤♠ • ♥Homestuck •
♥My Long-lost Brothers • ♥Pokemon •
♥You

●✖● ✿◠◡◠✿ //◉⊂⊃◉// ΦωΦ . ∂ ω <

tricky-stump:

Teacher: you —
Me: ARE A BRICK tiED TO ME THA’tS DRAggiNG ME DoWn [JUMPS ONTO DESK] STRIke A maTCH AND I’LL bUrn YOU To THE gROUnd [JUMPS OFF AND FLIPS THE DESK] WE ARE THE JACk-o-lanTERNs in JULy SETTIng FIRE TO thE SKy [PUNCHES TEACHER] he-hE’RE COMEs this RISIng TIde [BREAKS DOWN DOOR SCREAMING IN THE HALLWAY] So ComE OnN [GRABS MARKERS AND SMEARS ON MY FACE] PUt on yOUR WAr paINt

tags: bless + accurate +

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(Source: precumming)

tags: omg + accurate +

chickenuqqet:

this is my whole life in 6 seconds

awesomeesaucee:

When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late

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(Source: bluejustice)

tags: oh my god + accurate +

habitualparadoxifier:

WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR IN A THING

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tags: accurate +

parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

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(Source: incandescent-teddy-bear)

tags: omg + accurate +

jaclcfrost:

having strong levels of attachment to several different characters and series is incredibly difficult because it’s like. who do i set as my phone background. and laptop background. what do i center my theme and url around. who do i put as my icon

tags: accurate +
Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
tags: accurate +

c4cti:

anime 13 year olds

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actual 13 year olds

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tags: accurate + anime +