sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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toastdurr:

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ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

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FUCKING HIT PLAY OH MY GOD

I JUST SPAT TEA ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN JESUS CHRIST HIT THE PLAY BUTTON

THIS IS THE BEST HTING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN YEDARS

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Reblogging for Haymitch.

I’m rebloggin this JUST BECAUSE OF THE HAYMITCH ONE!!!!

epic-humor:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

ghostmpreg:

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says “Who comes into a fucking bar for a drink of water? I’ll have a beer.”

addicted-to-phan-girling:

Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me

mothafickle:

mothafickle:

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

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