theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

(Source: smoothyeti)

goodluck-beccasdq:

lindseyintheskywithdiamonds:

thats-blaine:

The Hunger Games:

Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.

Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.

Whoa girl. Too deep for me.

(Source: petite-ponine)

okiswonderful:

theindependentvigilante:

My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the books aren’t supposed to be all about the love triangle yet that’s the only thing the media really cares about.

DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL PAID ATTENTION TO TOO. THEIR MAIN FOCUS WAS THAT DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE AND OUR MEDIA DOES THE SAME THING. I DON’T LIKE HOW SIMILAR THESE TWO ARE BECOMING SERIOUSLY STOP THIS.

shitsponge:

thefeltonfreak:

realityisahumaninvention:

unclefather:

nottoointeresting:

thelaughingmango:

unclefather:

why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead

too soon

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family. 

WHAT

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”

The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”

what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck.

(Source: chickensandwich)

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

free-batch-lover:

-behindbars:

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR

^I AM SO HAPPY I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

(Source: kamelworld)

theomegalomaniac:

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

THIS POST DESERVES MY REBLOG

(Source: elizabethgillies)

(Source: lovefromlawrence)