demonseallovesyou:

maleyoda:

How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.

its the G A T E W A Y  T O  S A T A N S  L A I R

ejacutastic:

H O R S E   I S   P L E A S E D

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lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: memespot

loki-though:

whatsthestory-morninggloryx:

hiddles-boner:

our-birdsongs:

loki-god-of-awesomeness:

he gives me hiddles.

Hiddleshivers? ^ ^

hiddlegasms AHHH

hiddleboners

hiddlegasms.

scrapbook23:

The mysterious sparkling butt.

orbitingasupernova:

homosexualwatercolors:

do you ever cry because you’re not british

tears of joy

» Odin Allfather: God of Parenting
Odin: Now, young children of mine, here's all the reasons why frost giants are evil, nasty, terrible creatures who don't deserve to live. Not even a little bit.
Thor: Cool! I'm gonna kill them all when I grow up to be king!
Loki: Me too!
Odin: You guys rock. By the way, I'm not going to tell you flat-out that Thor gets the throne - let's just say you were both born to be kings. Yes. Seems best.
- LATER ON -
Loki: Jesus Christ, Thor is just fucking shit up left right and center.
Thor: LOOOOL HAMMER WAR THUMP WEE!
Loki: Good thing we're equals, and all. Both born kings, and all. BOTH ASGARDIANS, AND ALL.
Friends of Thor: Shut up, Loki, you're just jealous and want Thor's throne.
Loki: ...I kind of never said that.
Loki: By the way, can anyone tell me why I'm blue?
- SO AFTER THOR GETS SENT TO EARTH -
Odin: Son, you're adopted.
Loki: WHAT.
Odin: Also you're a frost giant.
Loki: WHAT.
Odin: Of course, I may have raised you to hate frost giants...
Loki: WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND PRETEND I WASN'T A DIFFERENT SPECIES?
Odin: Um, political reasons.
Loki: SO WHEN YOU SAID WE'D BOTH BE KINGS...
Odin: I meant of a frosty, nasty planet you've only been to once while trying to attack your, um, cousins.
Loki:
Odin: Not that that'll ever happen, now that Thor's gone and fucked shit up.
Loki:
Odin: So you don't really have a use, now, and you're not even really Asgardian, so...
Loki:
Odin: Yeah. Probably should have told you sooner, eh?
Loki: YOU-
Odin: Odinsleep!
Loki: GODDAMMIT.
Loki: YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER, YOU KNOW THAT.
Loki: SHIT YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DAD.
Loki: YOU PROBABLY KILLED MY DAD.
Loki: GOD.
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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

i guess this trip was really

the cream of the crop

Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?

i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself

i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate

i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off

its over

our fates are sea eeled

these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella 

THERES MORAY THESE COMING

you’re doing this shit on porpise 

are you shore about that accuseation

i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with

YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́

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