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» i'm already hard of hearing but put me on the phone it gets worse
friend (on phone): hey, give me a nickname
me: but I wouldn't know--
??? (in the bg on phone): just call her a "psychopath"
me: i'm sorry did you just call her a "sack of dicks"

i laugh a lot when teachers tell jokes even if they’re not good because they’re generally so pleased with themselves for making the joke it makes me happy and i get swept up in their amusement

WHEN FRIEND KEEPS BUYING YOU NICE THINGS BUT THOSE NICE THINGS BURNS HOLES IN THEIR POCKET

momo-mikoshibaa:

WE’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE ANOTHER EPISODE OF AN ANIME ABOUT A BOY OBSESSED WITH WATER AND HIS TALL BEST FRIEND WITH THAT PERFECT SMILE THAT BRIGHTENS EVERYONE’S DAY AND THEIR CHILDHOOD FRIEND WITH SHARP TEETH THAT CRIES AT EVERYTHING  AND A SMALL BLONDE CUTIE WHO LAUGHS AT EVERYTHING AND LOVES A GUY WHO’S OBSESSED WITH FINDING THE BEAUTY IN EVERYTHING HE DOES AND I’M NOT OKAY WITH THAT

today my hair bun came out really really nice and now i am home but i don’t want to take it off /o\

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tags: #my life

cries myself out of existence byE

Sorry can’t go to class my dog decided to use me as a bed

PUNCHES A WALL I JUST GOT THE EMAIL FOR FREE MICROSOFT OFFICE FROM MY SCHOOL THIS WOULD’VE FUCKING HELPED WEEKS AGO ASSHOLE