stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

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pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

i was told something like this when i was little; but instead i think it was “if you sleep with your mouth open, bats will fly into it and you’ll wake up thirsty/with dry mouth because they were in it” or something ????

So this happened

Watches the Croods and cries a lot

youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

it has come to my attention some of my friends take my joking advice seriously and i don’t know how to feel about that

grandmathunderpants is worth every penny ^♡^ !! I am super pleased with eVERYTHING and Mew Zakuro is going to a good home so she isn’t here in this photo, but look! Your case has ended up on a pink and white 3DSXL like you wanted ♡♡♡

We just got a ~ C O N F I D E N T I A L ~ letter in the mail addressed to my dad.

My dad has been dead for five years.

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Watched HTTYD2 in IMAX3D and my head is splitting because watching things IMAX gives me a bad headache but it was worth it happy birthday to me

EDIT: I WASN’T PAYING COMPLETE ATTENTION WHEN I “POSTED” THIS BECAUSE OF SAID HEADACHE AND I PUT IT IN THE QUEUE WITHOUT THINKING AND I JUST—

Pokeri went to a Japanese restaurant mostly to take a picture of her onigiri and make this joke I hate her