oomshi:

*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*

wise-misfit:

going to a convention for the first time ever

(Source: idealcat)

xdioxcide:

THE METAL

theamericankid:

A different kind of Cinderella

(Source: disneyprincest)

thealbinoweave:

yes just what ive been looking for

goldenclitoris:

how the fuck yall takin me to the vet now aahahaha

(Source: reikokuxdori)

vanillish:

i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours

collegehumor:

The Strangest Wine Name in All of History

It has a delicate urine-y aroma and a strong oaky finish.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)