apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

vapor-man:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

neon genesis evangelion

dolldust:

amazing

bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

arseniccupcakes:

barrelcactus:

The comic that Togashi Yoshihiro (creator of Yu Yu Hakusho, Hunter x Hunter) made about marrying Takeuchi Naoko (creator of Sailor Moon) is so cute what nice lovely people.

aaaahhhh

Ya’ll need sailor moon