Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS
What do you mean. wrong?
We mean WRONG, Soldier.
Some Basic French Expressions
for someone who speaks French….this is fucking awful.
im sorry but im a professional frencher, this is the most accurate french language you’ll ever purchase, I promise you this