Imagine your favorite character misinterpreting the definition of “foreplay” and as your waiting for them on the bed in sexy lingerie they walk into the room in full-blown cosplay.  

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me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)


one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

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this horse ate my icecream

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”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.