bewbin:

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus 

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(Source: guns-and-humor)

mutisija:

thecarefree:

mahouhoejo:

letsbuildahome-fr:

Kaz Shiomi & Kiko+’s “Ashiato Animal Footprint Sandals”

aka how to confuse forensics after you’ve committed a murder

there are two kinds of people in this world

i am just gonna wear these and go shit on someone’s yard

porrimicide:

domestic dirkjane

domestic dirkjane buying furniture

domestic dirkjane buying furniture and arguing over the color of the shower curtains

(Source: seththewolf)

iscrewlogic:

ensign-chevvy:

“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”

Fucking watch me.

barricadeponine:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

teruteruhanamura:

if you looked at my soul you would see this on it

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I’m going for a run everyone wish me luck

update: cars are all honking at me I don’t know why

no no no that definitely can’t be it

slenclerman: