Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
Kaz Shiomi & Kiko+’s “Ashiato Animal Footprint Sandals”
aka how to confuse forensics after you’ve committed a murder
there are two kinds of people in this world
i am just gonna wear these and go shit on someone’s yard
domestic dirkjane buying furniture
domestic dirkjane buying furniture and arguing over the color of the shower curtains
“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”
Fucking watch me.
my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
I’m going for a run everyone wish me luck
update: cars are all honking at me I don’t know why
no no no that definitely can’t be it