i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the homeless’ is actually my awesome band
help please how do i tell my crush i like them
new traffic light color ideas
- purple: turn around and go back
- mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
- cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
- black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
here in america we don’t have restaurants or food it’s just all fuckin potato chips
how dare you perpetuate your oppressive anglocentric rhetoric on my photo, you filthy redcoat.
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
oh my fucking god
that is the face of a man who understands the damage he’s caused
#[slightly lower australian sigh]
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]