horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

damonwells:

the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

daftwithoneshoe:

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

octoshrimp:

“you dont like dr? well just blacklist it!”

oh yeah hahahha i never thought of that

(Source: johntron)

spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(Source: tardisexuality)

elenashoemaker:

tastefullyoffensive:

[completelyseriouscomics]

Other fun indications you’re about to be an asshole.

“I don’t want to hurt your feelings but..”

“I don’t want to sound like an asshole but..”

and my personal favorite

“Don’t take this the wrong way..”

If what you’re saying is so shitty that you feel the need to absolve yourself by opening with a disclaimer.

Maybe you shouldn’t say it.

jakemalik:

p-l-b:

jakemalik:

hanging with butler

i suddenly feel like every selfie ive ever taken is inadequate

that is correct

hedwig-of-the-tardis:

criminally-righteousandcelestial:

blueeyedbadwolf:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

vanehwasreal:

SuperWhoLock AU → 
john, dean and rose all get sealed off on the parallel world together.

Hey look Satan’s made a post

OH WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU LITTLE FUCK

T-T this is NOT okay. screw you very much :’(

GO SIT IN A CORNER!!

NO NO NO NO NO