the-snowflake-owl:

throughthexhole:

You know what fucking slays me though

That wasn’t a goddamn ball pit. That was just a kiddie pool with balls.

This is a proper ball pit.

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Fuck, for a con that raised 17k dollars in the middle of the damn thing, I’d expect nothing less than this ballpit.

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Yup

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tehrisa:

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EXPECTATION:

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REALITY:

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yannosocks:

bree-draws:

theonewhosawitall:

caffenespeaks:

think-progress:

“If babies had guns…”

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i’m crying, imagine the ultra sound of a baby and its got a little helmet and a gun and the doctors all like “congrats, its an american!”

you didn’t

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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gay-of-demonic-charm:

sugarby-21:

eatshotas:

nagisasbitch:

amisbro:

nagisasbitch:

virus’s face is just

'now listen here you little shit there are actual twins in this show and they sure as hell ain't us and if you want to live long enough to find out who then you better shut your fuckin mouth before i shove a snake up your ass'

Virus and Trip are probably my two favorites right now in the series.  Yeah I know the show just started but seriously I actually want to see what happens with them as the show goes on

Oh and if you had to make me pick one to like…I’d take Virus but Trip is a VERY CLOSE second

oh you love virus and trip?

i love the innocence of the new fans

let’s welcome them with some cake.

oh but it won’t be a real party without some wine

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

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koumatsuoka:

*loves a character everyone hates even more just out of spite*

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kyleehenke:

what’s funny is this is the first time I have ever felt this united with the entirety of tumblr

for once, finally, we all agree on something: that dashcon sucks ass.

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

cassietotallyjust:

In first grade I wanted to grow up to be a bird and one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn’t ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn’t turning into a bird at all