Patriots and billionaires duh



Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT

freaky shit man

/le watching Merlin

/scene where Merlin is sick due to poison (episode 4)

/he starts sleep talking with his fever


/remembers Hetalia’s England when he had a cold

/conclusion: English people are [probably] the only people who can make a cold sound like sex.