help I woke up as an anime

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gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
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:33< i remember you saying you collected dead things so i got you this small earth “possum”

:33< happy purrthday dave!!



If you flush the toilet wit ya hands in public restrooms your parents didn’t raise you right



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i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

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what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

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things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships

things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean

things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
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